Hey, anon... correct me if I'm wrong, but... do you actually like PIZZA?

Heh-heh... I knew it! You know that pizza is for Italians, right? Won't your friends think you're some kind of GREASY ITALIAN if they find out?

Oh don't worry. I won't tell them... but it'll cost you. If you dont want to be outed as a greasy Italian you'll have to eat pizza with me EVERY WEEK from now on!
 
I'll see you on friday night, guido.